mericles never happen

itskalynbitch:

illinformedtoby:

IT FLOATS OMG WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

-Explodes-

(Source: koumabuchii)

wow this is so fuckin sad. money for a fuckin hat wow thats not even worth it!

wow this is so fuckin sad. money for a fuckin hat wow thats not even worth it!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

driinababy:
worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
Oh my GOD
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

(Source: meme4u, via shinelikethemoonandstars)

pantone431:

My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.

(via hopeforthebestplanfortheworst)

s3xfacts:

suppjames:

lana <3

tell me all the things you want do

s3xfacts:

suppjames:

lana <3

tell me all the things you want do

(Source: naniithran, via beautiful-free)

mom: who are you laughing with?

me: my laptop

whenohioisonfire:

philipjmanansala:

pom-hawk:

Can we take a moment to look at Alan’s ass?

Phils tummy.

hahahahaha

whenohioisonfire:

philipjmanansala:

pom-hawk:

Can we take a moment to look at Alan’s ass?

Phils tummy.

hahahahaha

(via cats-dealer)

methlabrador:

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via i-live-for-porn-yolo)